I hate to tell you this, Doug...

...but Abby has found a new boyfriend.

I know you'll miss those long lazy naps together, frolicking in the backyard, and cuddling up on the couch with her, but you had to know your relationship was doomed from the beginning.
You're married to me...and she ain't woman enough to take my man.

Be happy for her, though, this new guy seems like a real catch!

I hear he wants to be a dentist!